You can't stop this, mom

GGGRRRRRRRR >:o

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:43:28 GMT

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff

Seeing those t-shirt images make me want to go berserk and tear up shit like those Muslims over the Muhammad cartoons. If I saw a guy wearing one of those t-shirts, I'd seriously be tempted to follow the bastard home and kill him and his entire family.

People who blatantly have no respect for the planet don't deserve to live on it. I want to pump every last one of them with lead, which I'd later extract from their bodies and properly dispose of 'cause lead is toxic and can pollute soil and water sources.

Popo Zao

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:27:34 GMT

- I'm fascinated by Kevin Federline and his marriage with Britney Spears. I frequently visit his fan forum and celebrity news sites in hope of hearing new gossip about him, I just can't get enough of it.

- I'm never drinking any type of beer again. Last night I tried some Heineken, and after drinking about 15 ounces, I threw up a whole bunch of foam. It was so digusting.

- That 'Don't Bother' song by Shakira has been stuck in my head for three days.

- I'd hit the Safe Side Superchick, but it probably wouldn't be much fun. I bet she makes every man she gets with go through vigorous STD screenings and wear double condoms before taking them to bed.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:57:23 GMT

There's a Kylie Minogue concert special on the Logo channel right now, but I can't fap to it 'cause my mom is up walking around and I don't have cable in my bedroom.

I pray to God it'll come on again at a time my parents are asleep. Please, please, please God! Please!!

Oh, Kylie... *sighs*

Televicious in drag could easily beat the shit out of these bitches

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:35:02 GMT

No wonder why no one cares about the Miss America pageant anymore, just look at this shit:

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:25:35 GMT

Fuck the United Snakkkes of Amerikka.
Fuck yt's demonokkkracy.
Fuck kkkapitalism.
Fuck the kkkorporations.
Fuck the kkkourt shitstem.
Fuck the repiglikkkans and demonkkkrats.
Fuck the ho-lice.
Fuck the skkkhools.
Fuck the kkkollages.
Fuck the univershitties.
Fuck kkkristianity.
Fuck tell-lie-vision.
Fuck rad-i-ho.
Fuck their dokkktors.
Fuck their medisin.

Lady Sovereign

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:10:56 GMT

www.ladysovereign.com

She reminds of the "two-face" woman on Seinfield. In some pictures she's kinda hot, but in others... ugh. :(

The good:

The bad:

Would I hit it? It would depend on the light she's in.

Living dolls

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:43:52 GMT

If I ever become a millionaire, I'm gonna be like Gwen Stefani and buy some pet Japanese girls.

I bet Gwen beats them when they speak, forces them to sleep in crates at night, and feeds them nothing but dogfood.

I love Nintendo

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 13:36:54 GMT

- I wish I had the money to get 50 Cent: Bulletproof. I dislike 50 and G-Unit (except Young Buck, he's kinda good), but the game looks awesome.

- O.M.G., I'm starting to like H.I.M. That 'Wings of a Butterfly' song is terribly catchy.

- I have a foul taste in my mouth and what looks like mild thrush. Maybe I just need to brush my tongue, or maybe the dentist I saw last Monday gave me a friggin' yeast infection by sticking tools in my mouth that he had earlier banged his dental assistants with. Most dentists are sick bastards, you can't trust them.

- Speaking of sick, I'm developing a furry fetish. What sparked it? Seeing all those female skaters in lion costumes at Disney on Ice: Three Jungle Adventures two weeks ago.

DoI was spectacular, I wish I could see it again.

- If I saw some kid walking down the street with a bottle of zoloft, I'd mug him. I desperately want some zoloft, but I'd hate to visit a psychiatrist to get a prescription.

- It tickles me that lots of people who bought Xbox 360s are having problems with them. There's tons of reports of crashes, jammed loading screens, disc-read errors, and overheating.

The only company I'd buy a newly launched console from is Nintendo. Unlike Sony and MS, they actually care about making reliable and durable products. My Gamecube has been dropped a few times, collected dust, rained on (I left it near an open window), and I've had since it launch, yet it still works perfectly.

If the United States ever comes under attack, I'm gonna make an igloo out of Gamecubes to protect myself. Those little cubes are friggin' indestructible.

I wish I had a car

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:41:53 GMT

I thought I'd be able to handle riding my motorcycle in the winter, but I can't, the cold is too much. Now in order to get to school I'm gonna have to either take the bus or quit being such a PETA bitch and wear my dad's wind-resistant leather clothing to keep warm while riding....

I think I'd rather take the bus. I can't show up to school wearing leather after I've spent countless hours preaching the evils of animal products to other students.

DQ8

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 16:35:03 GMT

This morning I finally got around to playing the Dragon Quest 8 demo that arrived in the mail earlier this week. Shortly after finishing, I bought the game online. What sold me? The way Jessica's breasts jiggled when she moved. Had that simple animation not been there, I would have waited to get the game until it got under $30.

Just kidding. It was actually the Final Fantasy 12 demo that comes with the game that sold me.

My mouth hurts ;(

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 14:15:30 GMT

I have two large canker sores, and they're totally killing me. I can't eat, drink, or brush my teeth without grimacing in pain. And to make things even worse, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. The herpes virus hiding in my spine decided to creep out and attack my mouth 'cause it somehow knew I had the appointment. It thought it'll be funny to have to dentist bang his metal tools against my sores, causing me to shriek in pain and look like a pussy infront of the dental assistant - who will undoubtedly be a hot girl. Dental assistants always are.

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Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:31:44 GMT

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 00:21:58 GMT

I keep forgetting that I turned 19 three months ago and I can finally buy cigarettes. I oughta go get some, I've never smoked tobacco before. I'm not particularly curious about smoking, I'm just bored and want something to do.

Hmm... I think I'll get a cheap pipe and some cigars too. A single day of experimenting wouldn't get me addicted to nicotine, right?

The enemies of Mother Earth will feel my wrath, just not today

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:17:36 GMT

Underneath my seemingly harmless and jolly persona is a whole lot of anger and hate. The only thing stopping me from being a badass eco-terrorist is my laziness. If I can't even get myself to finish my homework, how can I get myself to go out and destroy the windows and tires of a bunch of SUVs?

Ain't nuttin' to fuck wit

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:35:39 GMT

I can't use my right hand, it just feels too weird

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:36:47 GMT

I badly cut the palm of my left hand with a kitchen knife earlier today, which really sucks 'cause that's the hand I use to masturbate. And to add insult to injury, I just found the hottest picture ever:

I hope my hand heals quickly. :(

GIG-IT-TY

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:22:52 GMT

http://www.flickerfactory.dk/sisse.htm

My poor pumpkins :(

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:29:35 GMT

Aww, the jackolanterns I made four days ago are starting to rot. Seeing the designs get all warped and wrinkly is really upsetting 'cause I spent a lot of them working on them (I'm terrible at carving). :(

Not only am I bad at carving, I also can't draw, paint, or scuplt for shit. I wish I had natural artistic abilities so badly, there's so many things I wish I could make... like one of these sheets for my bed:

I'm an insensitive douchebag

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:22:43 GMT

When I showed my sister the picture below she almost started crying and called me an asshole for thinking it's funny. The homeless are just so silly sometimes, it can be really hard not to laugh at them.

Where's Kedsy?

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 02:30:59 GMT

Aww, it looks like Kediklysm got upset with LJ and left. I found something he'd really enjoy:

http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/chuck-s/html/3d225_2.html

It's too bad he won't be able to see it. I wish I could find a way to contact him. :(

Hmm...

He lives in Louisiana... what if he was killed in hurricane Katrina? That could explain why he hasn't been on AIM...

Could the bastard be up in heaven being fed grapes by a bunch of cosplaying Japanese girls?

Nah, I'm just jumping to insane conclusions. He probably just changed his AIM.

I'm back!

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 23:15:37 GMT

I've been getting raped by school the entire time I've been gone. My respiratory therapy coursework started to get into hematology, which is way over my head even though it's just basic stuff. Nothing is more complicated than hematology. NOTHING. It's ridiculous... I'm really starting to regret taking the course...

I wish I was a pretty girl with huge breasts. Why? So I could become a dental assistant. Their training is easy as fuck (how hard is it to clean teeth and memorize the names of a few tools?) and they get paid VERY well.

Male dental assitants never get hired. Never. Seriously, have you ever seen a male DA? No, you haven't, and you never will.

Getting your teeth checked out by a DA is kinda like getting a private session with a stripper. As you sit in the chair, the DA presses her tits into you and breaths on your neck. Dentists tell their DAs to do this. They assume that their patients will keep returning to them if they get a boner every time they visit.

Anyways...

Other than school, another thing that's making me feel like shit is knowing that I'll never have this girl named Jessicat. She's so perfect... *sighs*

Goddamn

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:03:13 GMT

My long hair is gone. After becoming frustrated over some hair tangles, I want into a mindless rage and chopped it off. I couldn't deal with the tangles anymore, they were driving me insane.

My hair is so ugly now. It's like a reverse mullet: long in the front and short in the back. I look like friggin' Paige Haley from Orgy.

I'll post some pics once I get my hair fixed up later today.

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 19:02:08 GMT

http://www.watchtomhumponline.com/images/hosted/myspacetruth.jpg

I like slightly out of focus pictures 'cause they hide my acne and smooth out my red blotches.

Who needs a bottle of $40 Chanel liquid foundation when you have shitty camera skills?

It's a Huckapoo world!

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:46:53 GMT

http://huckapoo.com/

I bet when Kediklysm sees this he'll be all "giggity giggity heh heh aaalrright."

Sun, 29 May 2005 14:39:18 GMT

Sometimes I get feelings of dizziness accompanied by sharp pains in my head. Last night it was so bad that I felt like I was gonna have a hemorrhagic stroke and start bleeding from my eyes, ears, and nose. I bet I have a brain tumor.

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I like the Mormon version of hell. Mormons believe hell is far more beautiful than anything that can be seen on Earth. It's not your surroundings that make you miserable, it's your thoughts of remorse for the evil shit you did in the your previous life.

A calm and peaceful hell makes a lot of sense. Constantly getting raped by demons while being drown in a river of lava would only distract you from your emotional pain. Emotional pain can be a whole lot more torturous than physical pain.

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Make no mistake, I'd hit it.

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Having a motorcycle license feels worthless if you don't have a bike to call your own. I thought my dad would give me one of his bikes after I got it (which was a couple weeks ago), but he didn't! He'll only let me borrow them. :(