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[25 Jan 2006|07:32am] |
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Dead Prez - Hell Yeah |
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- I'm fascinated by Kevin Federline and his marriage with Britney Spears. I frequently visit his fan forum and celebrity news sites in hope of hearing new gossip about him, I just can't get enough of it.
- I'm never drinking any type of beer again. Last night I tried some Heineken, and after drinking about 15 ounces, I threw up a whole bunch of foam. It was so digusting.
- That 'Don't Bother' song by Shakira has been stuck in my head for three days.
- I'd hit the Safe Side Superchick, but it probably wouldn't be much fun. I bet she makes every man she gets with go through vigorous STD screenings and wear double condoms before taking them to bed.
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[25 Jan 2006|06:39am] |
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Kylie Minogue - Come into my World |
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There's a Kylie Minogue concert special on the Logo channel right now, but I can't fap to it 'cause my mom is up walking around and I don't have cable in my bedroom.
I pray to God it'll come on again at a time my parents are asleep. Please, please, please God! Please!!
Oh, Kylie... *sighs*
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[13 Jan 2006|12:09pm] |
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Weezer - Only in Dreams |
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Fuck the United Snakkkes of Amerikka.
Fuck yt's demonokkkracy.
Fuck kkkapitalism.
Fuck the kkkorporations.
Fuck the kkkourt shitstem.
Fuck the repiglikkkans and demonkkkrats.
Fuck the ho-lice.
Fuck the skkkhools.
Fuck the kkkollages.
Fuck the univershitties.
Fuck kkkristianity.
Fuck tell-lie-vision.
Fuck rad-i-ho.
Fuck their dokkktors.
Fuck their medisin.
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| Lady Sovereign |
[13 Jan 2006|08:48am] |
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Too Short - Oakland |
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www.ladysovereign.com
She reminds of the "two-face" woman on Seinfield. In some pictures she's kinda hot, but in others... ugh. :(
The good:
The bad:
Would I hit it? It would depend on the light she's in.
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| Living dolls |
[02 Dec 2005|01:42pm] |
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Mastodon - Iron Tusk |
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If I ever become a millionaire, I'm gonna be like Gwen Stefani and buy some pet Japanese girls.
I bet Gwen beats them when they speak, forces them to sleep in crates at night, and feeds them nothing but dogfood.
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| I love Nintendo |
[24 Nov 2005|05:13am] |
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Chevelle - Prove to You |
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- I wish I had the money to get 50 Cent: Bulletproof. I dislike 50 and
G-Unit (except Young Buck, he's kinda good), but the game looks awesome.
- O.M.G., I'm starting to like H.I.M. That 'Wings of a Butterfly' song is terribly catchy.
- I have a foul taste in my mouth and what looks like mild thrush.
Maybe I just need to brush my tongue, or maybe the dentist I saw last
Monday gave me a friggin' yeast infection by sticking tools in my mouth
that he had earlier banged his dental assistants with. Most dentists
are sick bastards, you can't trust them.
- Speaking of sick, I'm developing a furry fetish. What sparked it? Seeing all those female skaters in lion
costumes at Disney on Ice: Three Jungle Adventures two weeks ago.
DoI was spectacular, I wish I could see it again.
- If I saw some kid walking down the street with a bottle of zoloft,
I'd mug him. I desperately want some zoloft, but I'd hate to visit a psychiatrist to get a prescription.
- It tickles me that lots of people who bought Xbox 360s are having
problems with them. There's tons of reports of crashes, jammed loading
screens, disc-read errors, and overheating.
The only company I'd buy a newly launched console from is Nintendo.
Unlike Sony and MS, they actually care about making reliable and
durable products. My Gamecube has been dropped a few times, collected
dust, rained on (I left it near an open window), and I've had since it
launch, yet it still works perfectly.
If the United States ever comes under attack, I'm gonna make an
igloo out of Gamecubes to protect myself. Those little cubes are
friggin' indestructible.
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| I wish I had a car |
[22 Nov 2005|12:13am] |
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Skinny Puppy - EmpTe |
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I thought I'd be able to handle riding my motorcycle in the winter, but
I can't, the cold is too much. Now in order to get to school I'm gonna
have to either take the bus or quit being such a PETA bitch and wear my
dad's wind-resistant leather clothing to keep warm while riding....
I think I'd rather take the bus. I can't show up to school wearing
leather after I've spent countless hours preaching the evils of animal
products to other students.
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| DQ8 |
[20 Nov 2005|09:19am] |
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Tool - Pushnit |
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This morning I finally got around to playing the Dragon Quest 8 demo
that arrived in the mail earlier this week. Shortly after finishing, I
bought the game online. What sold me? The way Jessica's breasts jiggled
when she moved. Had that simple animation not been there, I would have
waited to get the game until it got under $30.
Just kidding. It was actually the Final Fantasy 12 demo that comes with the game that sold me.
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| My mouth hurts ;( |
[20 Nov 2005|07:06am] |
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Orgy - Gender |
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I have two large canker sores, and they're totally killing me. I can't
eat, drink, or brush my teeth without grimacing in pain. And to make
things even worse, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. The herpes
virus hiding in my spine decided to creep out and attack my mouth
'cause it somehow knew I had the appointment. It thought it'll be funny
to have to dentist bang his metal tools against my sores, causing me to
shriek in pain and look like a pussy infront of the dental assistant -
who will undoubtedly be a hot girl. Dental assistants always are.
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[06 Nov 2005|11:35pm] |
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Mushroomhead - Episode 29 |
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[06 Nov 2005|04:51pm] |
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The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares |
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I keep forgetting that I turned 19 three months ago and I can finally buy cigarettes. I oughta go get some, I've never smoked tobacco before. I'm not particularly curious about smoking, I'm just bored and want something to do.
Hmm... I think I'll get a cheap pipe and some cigars too. A single day of experimenting wouldn't get me addicted to nicotine, right?
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| The enemies of Mother Earth will feel my wrath, just not today |
[05 Nov 2005|07:33pm] |
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Reggie and the Full Effect - Bitches get Stitches |
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Underneath my seemingly harmless and jolly persona is a whole lot of anger and hate. The only thing stopping me from being a badass eco-terrorist is my laziness. If I can't even get myself to finish my homework, how can I get myself to go out and destroy the windows and tires of a bunch of SUVs?
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| I can't use my right hand, it just feels too weird |
[29 Oct 2005|07:12pm] |
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Rage Against the Machine - No Shelter |
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I badly cut the palm of my left hand with a kitchen knife earlier
today, which really sucks 'cause that's the hand I use to masturbate.
And to add insult to injury, I just found the hottest picture ever:
I hope my hand heals quickly. :(
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| My poor pumpkins :( |
[27 Oct 2005|09:25am] |
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Nine Inch Nails - Reptile |
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Aww, the jackolanterns I made four days ago are starting to rot. Seeing
the designs get all warped and wrinkly is really upsetting 'cause I
spent a lot of them working on them (I'm terrible at carving). :(
Not only am I bad at carving, I also can't draw, paint, or scuplt for
shit. I wish I had natural artistic abilities so badly, there's so many
things I wish I could make... like one of these sheets for my bed:
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| I'm an insensitive douchebag |
[27 Oct 2005|07:50am] |
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Dead Prez - Hip Hop |
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When I showed my sister the picture below she almost started crying and
called me an asshole for thinking it's funny. The homeless are just so
silly sometimes, it can be really hard not to laugh at them.
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| Where's Kedsy? |
[16 Oct 2005|08:08pm] |
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Dillinger Escape Plan - Clip the Apex |
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Aww, it looks like Kediklysm got upset with LJ and left. I found something he'd really enjoy:
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/chuck-s/html/3d225_2.html
It's too bad he won't be able to see it. I wish I could find a way to contact him. :(
Hmm...
He lives in Louisiana... what if he was killed in hurricane Katrina? That could explain why he hasn't been on AIM...
Could the bastard be up in heaven being fed grapes by a bunch of cosplaying Japanese girls?
Nah, I'm just jumping to insane conclusions. He probably just changed his AIM.
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